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Post by Fluttershy on Feb 27, 2012 0:39:03 GMT -4
This is for funny, strange, unusual, stupid, odd, or any kind of quotes or things people have said. I'll start off.
"Brock admit that you're blind or buy a pair of sunglasses!"
~ Misty from Pokemon Pals
Brock: What's her problem?
Jessie: What the hell?!
Brock: Well I'm still here. I suggest naked wrestling, me vs. Jessie.
James: Uh thanks for the offer but we're gonna go...Kill you later and stuff...Jessie quit playing with your hair lets go."
Brock: That was as funny as I expected it to be.
~ Pokemon Pals
Me: Guess what gift I really want.
Bro: iPhone?
Aunt: Another DS?
Bro: PS3
Aunt: More 3DS Games?
Bro: A TV in your room?
Me: Nope.
Bro: Then what?
Me: Spongebob Squarepants Movie on DVD."
~ Me, my brother and aunt :3
(Credit to Stunfisk)
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Post by RainbowღDash on Feb 27, 2012 7:38:50 GMT -4
Ash: "Brock, so misty have to pee on a stick to see if the Pokéstork is coming?"
Brock: "First of all, it just STORK, 'Poké' dosent have to go in front of everything. Second, yes, girls like Misty have to pee on a stick to see if they're pregnant."
*Brock goes back to reading perverted magazine*
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Post by Luna on Feb 27, 2012 17:16:06 GMT -4
My friend on facebook: Man I hate Oklahoma! Nobody to get with!
Me on friends Facebook account: Like anyone would want your ugly ass! (:
Me and best friend (:
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Post by RainbowღDash on Feb 27, 2012 17:41:45 GMT -4
XD Nice.
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Post by Fluttershy on Feb 27, 2012 18:10:02 GMT -4
"I've made Charlie Sheen as a Mii. I have no choice but to...WIN!!!"
~ Me :3
"Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!"
~ Spongebob :3
"Chris is the number one Pokemon fan-"
"Oh! What am I?"
"The number one Spongebob fan."
"True dat!"
~ AngelBeats, Me, and my friend
"We're on the road to Viridian City!"
~ Me and AngelBeats all day today
"What are you doing behind the garage?"
~ My ELA Teacher today :3
"No not Homer Simson."
~ My SS teacher talkinng about Homer, a epic writer dude :3
"Oh my God! She gave us matches! How about I drop one and the school starts on fire?"
"Drop by the door and we'll have to use the window and a trampoline."
"Nah, I rather walk to my locker while my school is burning, grab my 3DS, and then stroll outside while kids run past me in terror."
~ Me and AngelBeats :3
"Why don't you change your back ground to Ash? That way you can always look at him."
~ Me to AngelBeats when she needed to change her Nook wallpaper
"This is Brock."
*shows Aunt image*
"Is he blind?"
"No, he squints alot because the sun gets in his eyes."
*pulls up image of Ash*
"And this is Ash."
"We seriously need to talk about that. You're in love with cartoon characters."
"Yep."
~ Me and my Aunt :3
"Ash, we've been over this a 1,000 times. I just squint a lot cause it's foggy."
~ Brock
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Post by RainbowღDash on Feb 27, 2012 19:21:36 GMT -4
Lol! Oh remember, theres more!
Teacher: They did it behind the garage.
*Classroom bursts out laughing.*
Teacher: They PLANTED A SAPPLING BEHIND THE GARAGE!
Frankie: Haha.
Teacher: That's disturbing to me that you find it funny, frank. It makes me wonder what you do behind the garage.
*Class explodes again.*
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Post by Luna on Feb 27, 2012 19:24:25 GMT -4
Lol! (:
Ok, so, aren't teachers supposed to watch their language? Like no cussing? Well here's from today!
Trent: I have to pee really--
Coach Frangoulis (Teacher): I don't give a shit! Now shutup!
*Class gets quiet*
O.o'
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Post by RainbowღDash on Feb 27, 2012 19:27:07 GMT -4
Oh yeah. Same teacher a few weeks ago:
Frank: Crap!
Teacher: Well someone just said it.
Frank: What, crap?
Teacher: Yes, crap! Would you say crap in front of Mrs. Lester or Mrs. Maines?
Frank:Noo...?
Teacher (Mrs. Ackerman): Well, then don't say crap in front of me!
Class: O.o
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Post by Fluttershy on Feb 27, 2012 19:28:40 GMT -4
There's even more
"Frank, why are you laughing?"
*points to me*
"She started laughing."
"What? It's funny. Besides I 'coughed'. Hahah!"
~ Teacher, Frank, and me
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Post by Fluttershy on Feb 27, 2012 19:29:35 GMT -4
"What this? I'm not accepting this crap!"
~ Crazy since teacher
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Post by Luna on Feb 27, 2012 19:31:28 GMT -4
Lol (:
Ok, so me and a friend play Runescape (I'm a nerd (: ) and, if you play it, you should understand this. Anyways, we were chilling and this is what happened:
*Butterfly flies by*
Him: OMG!
*He begins chasing it*
Him: Come here you n------!
Me: O.o' Lol!
Racist but I thought it was funny (:
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Post by RainbowღDash on Feb 27, 2012 19:36:00 GMT -4
XD
Chris: QUIZ ME ON POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me; K?
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Post by Luna on Feb 27, 2012 19:39:25 GMT -4
Me: I know Pokémon better than you!
Lindsey: Oh yeah! Prove it! What does that one Ghost type evolve into?
Me: ....Which one? Ghastly, Haunter, *long list*
Lindsey: OK SHUT UP! YOU KNOW MORE!
(:
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Post by Fluttershy on Feb 27, 2012 19:43:54 GMT -4
"Would you give him a chance to answer?"
"No. I know more than him."
~ Rainbow and me
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Post by RainbowღDash on Feb 27, 2012 20:13:37 GMT -4
Chris: ARCEUS PLATES! DEXOYS METEOR!
Me: Yes
Ri: Teal! Orange!
Me in my head: Oh God..
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